Watch out for the Gators! The death toll is up to 4 in the past week! Remember, there are two ways to disable a gator:

(1) Stick a pencil through its eye

and the other is twice as simple...

(2) Just stick your hand in its mouth and pull its teeth out.

I hope someone out there caught the movie reference....

[Editors note: I am convinced that we need to enact alligator control laws to prevent these senseless killings. I'm asking Michael Moore and Steve Irwin to join me in preventing anymore victims of alligator related crimes.]